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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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The Halloweenie - Halloween Weenie Warmer
It's Halloween!!!  Spooks and Goblins everywhere!!!  What if the "boys" get frightened?  Don't worry - this is just the gift to keep 'em warm and safe!  It could probably be used as a costume also but be very selective about which parties you attend wearing it!  (Caution: The Halloweenie  is not a recommended costume by itself for 'Trick or Treating')
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Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA

Halloween Weenie Warmer - "HalloWEENIE"

From The Goofy Gift Shop
The Halloweenie - Halloween Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop

Halloweenie "Shorty" style 

Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
Also available in "Shorty" style.
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"

International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE

This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!
Also available in "Father/Son" set
Father/Son set includes one regular size warmer and one "Teenie Weenie" warmer.
Halloweenie Father/Son


Only $30.00 shipping included
within the USA

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