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All products are in stock
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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The July 4th Weenie Warmer
The Fourth of July - the Independence of our Great Nation!  I can almost hear the Fireworks and smell the barbecue and taste the cold drinks.  What better way to show your patriotism to your loved one than with this festive July 4th Weenie Warmer?  He'll surely smile when he opens it.  Who knows?  It just may lead to a private fireworks display!
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Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
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4th of July Weenie Warmer

Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop
The July 4th Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop

July 4th "Shorty" style  

Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
Also available in "Shorty" style.
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"

This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!

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Weenie Warmers
Don't forgot to look at our Goofy Gifts!


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