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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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thought of first.  Check out
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The Shorty Weenie Warmer
"Shorty" is just that... SHORT.

Great gift for the EX who needs to have his ego deflated just a bit or for that big mouth dude who is always bragging about EVERYthing -- including his package. This is the perfect gift -- an undersized warmer to deflate an oversized ego.  Oh Yeah!
 

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Shorty Weenie Warmer

Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop
The Shorty Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
CUSTOMIZE YOUR SHORTY
If you want "Shorty" in any colors other than pictured above, you can contact us to let us know which specific colors you want!  Just add this to your cart and EMAIL US to customize your "Shorty".

International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!


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