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Please Note: All prices
listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
Please Contact Us for
international postage
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Adult gifts!


The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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Special Order Weenie Warmers
We will custom make a Weenie Warmer to your specs and colors.  And normally, unless it requires something really special, we will make it for the same price as our other Weenie Warmers.  So if you don't see what you want on our site, please contact us and describe what you wish. After agreeing on colors, price, etc we will send you an invoice.
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We are currently working on baseball and hockey Weenie Warmers.  And we won't stop there!  If you have ideas for a Weenie Warmer, please let us know.  Our Cowboy Weenie Warmer was just a thought we had driving by a rodeo one night.
Above is the first MLB weenie warmer we made.   We sent it gratis to the Manatees.      
Our first Then and Now matched set was made as a special order for a Boston Bruins fan. 
This was a Special Order of a Republican Weenie Warmer and a Democrat Teenie Weenie Warmer.

All of our Weenie Warmers can be made in whatever size you wish!
Weenie Warmers can be custom made for any occasion, any sport or team, any corporation or corporate affair - if you can think of it, we can make it!  Just contact us!
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Special Order Weenie Warmers

Special Order Weenei Warmers - Florida Marlins
From The Goofy Gift Shop
Florida Marlins
Special Order Weenie Warmers - Corporate - Aflac
This was a Special Order for a corporate theme and is sure to generate lots of laughs!
Corporate
Special Order Weenie Warmers - Boston Bruins Then and Now
Special Order Weenie Warmers - Republican and Democrat Political