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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
       Toilet Buddies

The Goofy Gift Shop
smithville, tx
On-line defensive
driving course
The year of the
(keep him warm)

Special Order Weenie Warmers
We will custom make a Weenie Warmer to your specs and colors.  And normally, unless it requires something really special, we will make it for the same price as our other Weenie Warmers.  So if you don't see what you want on our site, please contact us and let us know what you want. After agreeing on colors, price, etc we will send you an invoice. Click HERE to contact us about your Special Order.
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This is a special order for a guy in a "Rock n Roll" band!      
This was a Special Order of a "Father / Son" Weenie Warmer set... Although I don't think it was really for a father and a son... One  Republican Weenie Warmer and Democrat Teenie Weenie Warmer. (obviously ordered by a Republican)
Weenie Warmers can be custom made for any occasion, any sport or team, any corporation or corporate affair - if you can think of it, we can make it!
Just contact us HERE!
Click HERE to contact us  about Special Orders

Special Order Weenie Warmers

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Special Order Weenie Warmers - Republican and Democrat Political

Click HERE to contact us about Special Orders
Below are some of the special orders we have made. Let us make one for you.
Na  na na na na na na na.....
This was ordered by a BAT-MAN fan.
You can have one too!

Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
A recent special order from
our Italian friends out there.
Weenie Warmer in the colors of
the Italian Flag
Mamma Mia!!

"Golden Retriever"  Weenie Warmer
$25.00 shipping included
within the USA
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE