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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Teenie Weenie Warmers
I bet some people have been waiting for this one!  The Teenie Weenie Warmer!
It's not nearly as large as the Shorty Weenie Warmer and you should see it next to the Big Boy Weenie Warmer (well, you almost can't see it next to the Big Boy!).  This makes a great gag gift alone or combine it with a regular or Big Boy Weenie Warmer for a great Then and Now set.  Believe me, everyone who sees this or even hears of it will never forget it! 
Nor will they forget you for giving it!
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Matched Set of Halloweenie Weenie Warmers - a regular and a Teenie
Only $20.00 shipping included
These colors are just an example, we will make this in whatever colors you wish
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This was a Special Order of Halloweenie Weenie Warmers:  a regular and a Teenie.
Note the size difference!
Combine the Teenie Weenie Warmer with a regular Weenie Warmer and they makes a GREAT gag gift for a new  father and baby or an Expectant Dad and baby!
Add this to your cart and EMAIL US to let us know your colors, team, or any special requests.
This is a great companion gift for the World's Smallest Penis  Winner Envelope.  Check it out!
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Teenie Weenie Warmer

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Dallas Cowboys Teenie Weenie Warmer from The Goofy Gift Shop
This would at least keep the world's smallest penis warm!