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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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thought of first.  Check out
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great
2017!!
Teenie Weenie Warmers
Teenie Weenie is for a VERY teenie weenie... Like a baby. A great gag gift for the couple who are expecting a baby boy.

You can also get a matching set for father & son. Our "Father/Son" set includes a regular size for Dad, and a Teenie Weenie for his little bundle of joy.

Check it out, our "Father/Son" set.
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Matched Set of Halloweenie Weenie Warmers - a regular and a Teenie
Only $15.00 shipping included
within the USA
This was a Special Order of Halloweenie Weenie Warmers:  a "Father/Son" set...  regular and a Teenie.
Note the size difference!
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Teenie Weenie Warmer

Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop
Dallas Cowboys Teenie Weenie Warmer from The Goofy Gift Shop
CUSTOMIZE YOUR TEENIE
If you want "Teenie" in any colors other than pictured above, you can contact us to let us know which specific style/colors you want!   Just add this to your cart and EMAIL US to let us know your special request or style.
This would at least keep the world's smallest penis warm!

International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE


This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!


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