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The Texan Weenie Warmer

Weenie Warmers are novelty items made for laughing - not for wearing. 
But do with it what you may.  We are not responsible.
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Bastrop, TX
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What a glorious state Texas is!  And Texans are proud folks.  Of course, we should be!
The Texan Weenie Warmer is a great gag gift for any Texan whether he is native–born or not. 
Looking for a Welcome gift for that transplanted Texan?  This is it!  They'll be proud to know that they are being accepted already and will love to tell their friends about the neat gift they received. 
And if they're native–born Texans, they'll absolutely love it.
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Never ask a man where he's from!  If he's from Texas he'll tell you.  If he's not, why embarrass him?
A friend of mine from Switzerland once told me that if you ask a tourist in Europe where they live, the American will say "United States" –
but a Texan will say "Texas"!
Of Course this is available in the
Big Boy version!!!
The Texan Weenie Warmer The Texan Weenie Warmer
Just $12.00 + $2.00 shipping