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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing. But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!
Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme

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What a glorious state Texas is! And Texans are proud folks. Of course, we should be! The Texan Weenie Warmer is a great gag gift for any Texan whether he is native-born or not.
Looking for a Welcome gift for that transplanted Texan? This is it! They'll be proud to know that they are being accepted already and will love to tell their friends about the neat gift they received. And if they're native-born Texans, they'll absolutely love it.
Never ask a man where he's from! If he's from Texas he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him?
A friend of mine from Switzerland once told me that if you ask a tourist in Europe where they live, the American will say "United States" - but a Texan will say "Texas"!
Sorry, this is not available in the Big Boy version nor the Teenie version
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The Texan Weenie Warmer
From The Goofy Gift Shop