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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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The Texas Weenie Warmer
What a glorious state Texas is!  And Texans are proud folks.  Of course, we should be!  The Texan Weenie Warmer is a great gag gift for any Texan whether he is native-born or not.
Looking for a Welcome gift for that transplanted Texan?  This is it!  They'll be proud to know that they are being accepted already and will love to tell their friends about the neat gift they received.  And if they're native-born Texans, they'll absolutely love it.
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Never ask a man where he's from!  If he's from Texas he'll tell you.  If he's not, why embarrass him?
A friend of mine from Switzerland once told me that if you ask a tourist in Europe where they live, the American will say "United States" - but a Texan will say "Texas"!
Sorry, this is not available in the Big Boy version nor the Teenie version
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The Texan Weenie Warmer

From The Goofy Gift Shop
Texan Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop