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WHAT'S NEW:
Our Newest Item:
Warm Willie Hand Warmer
Other New Items:
The Fisherman                  
Rainbow Pride                         
MSU Spartans                             
The WINNER     
Happy New Year
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Just added:
"Fish Assholes" labels
Husband Training Treats
The Perfect Man
Safe Sex Condoms

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INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Please Note: All prices
listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
Please Contact Us for
international postage
rates before placing
your order.
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All products are in stock
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Watch the
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk,  Shaft Snuggie,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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The Goofy Gift Shop
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Wedding Weenie Warmer
Looking for that unique wedding gift for the bride or groom? Either one (or both) of these weenie warmers would be a great gag gift for the bride and/or groom. Hilarious gifts for Bachelors Party or Bachelorette Party.  You might want to order them both - FOR the wedding and AFTER the wedding.
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Just $20.00 shipping included  
FORMAL
This formal, black-tie weenie warmer is a must-have for any well-dressed weenie, whether he's going to a wedding or any formal black-tie affair. Not only will the groom need one, don't forget the groomsmen, ushers and fathers of the bride and groom!  Black satin bow-tie and black satin ribbon, just like a real tux!
PRISONER OF LOVE
The Prisoner of Love Weenie Warmer is also a gift for many occasions other than wedding celebrations. Give one to that guy in your life who's crazy about you; give one to that guy who's in the doghouse; give one to your new fiance to let him know what lies ahead! The possibilities are endless! The Prisoner of Love weenie warmer, styled after a prison uniform, comes complete with chain, handcuffs and lady's name printed on the back.
Only $20.00 shipping included
Be sure to browse thru our Gag Gifts before you leave

The Wedding/Formal Weenie Warmer

From The Goofy Gift Shop
The Formal Wedding Weenie Warmer from The Goofy Gift Shop
Wedding Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
The Prisoner of Love Wedding Weenie Warmer from The Goofy Gift Shop
Prisoner of Love
The Formal Wedding Weenie Warmer
Prisoner of Love Wedding Weenie Warmer from The Goofy Gift Shop
"Property of" will be customized with the lady's name. Just add the Prisoner of Love Weenie Warmer to your cart and  EMAIL US to let us know the lady's name.
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