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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
                                      
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Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
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All products are in stock
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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We have found a really funny
item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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The Goofy Gift Shop
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Wedding Weenie Warmer
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Just $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
For the Groom...
This formal, black-tie weenie warmer is a must-have for any well-dressed weenie, whether he's going to a wedding or any formal black-tie affair. Not only will the groom need one, don't forget the groomsmen, ushers and fathers of the bride and groom! Perfect gift for the Bachelor Party.  This warmer sports a black satin bow-tie and black satin ribbon, just like a real tux!
Be sure to browse thru our Gag Gifts before you leave

Wedding / Bachelor Party / Formal
Weenie Warmer

Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop
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International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
Wedding/Formal  "Shorty" style
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"



 


Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA

Check out the specialty of the
Goofy Gift Shop: 
Weenie Warmers
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!

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International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
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All payments are made online with credit card or PayPal

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