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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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Goofy Gag Gifts!
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St Patricks Day Weenie Warmer
Instead of wearing those cheap, plastic green hats, why not give your man the St Patricks Day Weenie Warmer this year?  And what a great price also! I bet it'd cost 50 quid in Ireland.  And who knows, he just may give you a ride and treat you to some takeaway for dinner!
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Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
What a great way to keep those Blarney Stones warm!!!

St. Patrick's Day Weenie Warmer

St Patricks Day Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop
Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop
St Patrick's Day Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop

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St. Patrick's Day "Shorty" style 
Only $20.00 shipping included
within the USA
International shipping is extra! CLICK HERE
Also available in "Shorty" style.
"Shorty" is about 1/2 the length of a standard size (pictured above)  That is the only difference - length.
Good gift if you want to insult his "manhood"


Also available in "Father/Son" set
Father/Son set includes one regular size warmer and one "Teenie Weenie" warmer.
St. Patricks Day Father/Son


Only $30.00 shipping included
within the USA
This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!

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Weenie Warmers


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