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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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thought of first.  Check out
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Valentines Day Weenie Warmer

Valentine's Day Weenie Warmer

Gag gift from The Goofy Gift Shop
Valentines Day Weenie Warmers from The Goofy Gift Shop

It’s hard to find just the right gift for a man for Valentine’s Day. What dude wants a mushy card or a handful of flowers? He will love this special Valentine’s Day weenie warmer. Made of red & white yarn with a full set of (felt) luscious lips attached near the end. What a great way to say "I love you"    **Muah!**
Closeup of the lips

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This funny card is included with each weenie warmer. It's sure to get a laugh!


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