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WHAT'S NEW:
Our Newest Item:
Warm Willie Hand Warmer
Other New Items:
The Fisherman                  
Rainbow Pride                         
MSU Spartans                             
The WINNER     
Happy New Year
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Just added:
"Fish Assholes" labels
Husband Training Treats
The Perfect Man
Safe Sex Condoms

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INTERNATIONAL ORDERS
Please Note: All prices
listed are for U. S.
Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
Please Contact Us for
international postage
rates before placing
your order.
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All products are in stock
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk,  Shaft Snuggie,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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World's Smallest Penis Society Winner envelope
Do you have an Ex-Husband or Ex-Boyfriend you'd like to embarrass just a bit?  Well, these World's Smallest Penis Society of America envelopes announcing he is the Worldwide Winner are the perfect way to extract a bit of revenge!  Send it to his Work address and I'll bet everyone working there will know about it before the day is over.  Wow!  Revenge is Sweet!
It also just makes a good gag gift for a friend.  Just imagining his face when he sees his mail is priceless!
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Or better yet, why not send it to him at his new lady's address?
Only $2.99 shipping included
If you wish, we will be happy to mail these to whoever you wish - anonymously - just click HERE after ordering to send us the name and mailing address.
If you're looking for a small penis gag gift, you gotta see our Teenie Weenie Warmer
The Teenie Weenie would be a perfect gift for the world's smallest penis!
It's not just from The World's Smallest Penis Society of America   it announces he is the Winner!
Check out our Weenie Warmers
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Worlds Smallest Penis Society Gag Envelopes

From The Goofy Gift Shop
World's Smallest Penis Society Winner Gag Envelopes from The Goofy Gift Shop
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On Order - Coming Soon