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Newest Warmers:
Mardi Gras
John Deere
One-Eyed Trouser Snake
The "Biker" 
Newest Goofy Gifts:
Barefoot Sandals
"Fish Assholes" labels
All products are in stock
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Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Junk Trunk, Ball Hammock,  
Shaft Snuggie, Manhood Mitten
and even a  Man Mitt, and
perhaps other names, but we've
been making them for 30+ years
and have  always called them
Weenie Warmers!
You can't beat our
Goofy Gag Gifts!
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item that we wish we had
thought of first.  Check out
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"You Have a Great Ass" Gum

Guys, just picture this:  You see some really hot lady somewhere and you're not sure how to approach her - but you just have to let her know she is hot! Or...  Your wife/girlfriend/S.O. just asked you "Does this dress make my ass look big?
Well, the "You Have a Great Ass" gum is the perfect solution for either of these scenarios! And I bet you can think of even more uses just as good.
Just present a pack of the "You Have a Great Ass" gum to the hot lady and she'll get the message when she sees the package.  Give this to your wife and she'll probably buy you a Weenie Warmer!
This gum will capture the heart of that hot lady quicker than asking her what her sign is!
This is real chewing gum!
Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers
only $4.99 shipping included
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