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Destinations, but we
will ship anywhere.
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Weenie Warmer Video
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Disclaimer:
Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not
for wearing.  But after it's
yours, do with it as you
wish!
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Our Weenie Warmers are
sometimes called a Penis
Warmer, Peter Heater, Peter
Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball
Shawl, Cock Cozy, Cock Sock,
Schlongjohn, Cockoozees,
Manhood Mitten and even a
Man Mitt, and perhaps other
names, but we've been making
them for 30+ years and have 
always called them Weenie
Warmers!
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Adult gifts!


The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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"You Have a Great Ass" Gum

Guys, just picture this:  You see some really hot lady somewhere and you're not sure how to approach her - but you just have to let her know she is hot! Or...  Your wife/girlfriend/S.O. just asked you "Does this dress make my ass look big?
Well, the "You Have a Great Ass" gum is the perfect solution for either of these scenarios! And I bet you can think of even more uses just as good.
Just present a pack of the "You Have a Great Ass" gum to the hot lady and she'll get the message when she sees the package.  Give this to your wife and she'll probably buy you a Weenie Warmer!
This gum will capture the heart of that hot lady quicker than asking her what her sign is!
This is real chewing gum!
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Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers
only $4.99 shipping included
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