The Goofy Gift Shop
bastrop, tx
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GOOFY GIFTS
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WEENIE WARMERS
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WHAT'S NEW:
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   Dr Pecker
  The WINNER
  Father's Day
  Nipple Scarf
  Happy New Year
  Mr Fix-It
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Just added:
"Old" Birthday Candles

  
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All products are in stock
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All prices listed are for U. S. Destinations, but we will ship anywhere.
Contact Us for international postage rates
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Disclaimer: Weenie Warmers
are made for laughing, not for wearing.  But after it's yours, do with it as you wish!

Our Weenie Warmers are sometimes called a Peter Heater, Peter Warmer, Willy Warmer, Ball Shawl, Cock Cozy, and even a Man Mitt, and perhaps other names, but we've been making them for over 30 years and have just always called them Weenie Warme
Have you seen our Nipple Scarf?
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"You Have a Great Ass" Gum

Guys, just picture this:  You see some really hot lady somewhere and you're not sure how to approach her - but you just have to let her know she is hot! Or...  Your wife/girlfriend/S.O. just asked you "Does this dress make my ass look big?
Well, the "You Have a Great Ass" gum is the perfect solution for either of these scenarios! And I bet you can think of even more uses just as good.
Just present a pack of the "You Have a Great Ass" gum to the hot lady and she'll get the message when she sees the package.  Give this to your wife and she'll probably buy you a Weenie Warmer!
This gum will capture the heart of that hot lady quicker than asking her what her sign is!
This is real chewing gum!
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Check out the specialty of the Goofy Gift Shop:  Weenie Warmers
only $4.99 shipping included
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